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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>His face is turned toward the past. Where we perceive a chain of events, he sees one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage and hurls it in front of his feet.</description><title>madsimian's flingings</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @madsimian)</generator><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>blanddiva11:

Revenge of the pinata.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kst4gif3Wi1qzhh20o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://"&gt;blanddiva11&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Revenge of the pinata.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/237520479</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/237520479</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:59:03 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>That’s deep, man.
(via thepublics)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrsbxHJfD1qzpt5vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;That’s deep, man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thepublics.tumblr.com/"&gt;thepublics&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/236568000</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/236568000</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:22:29 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The High Definite » Milk Men
“What do women know...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:323f09e6-74c1-4e5d-9cf7-5a8376fcbf16" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="425" height="354" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2009/11/milk-men/"&gt;The High Definite » Milk Men&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“What do women know about milk?  Pfft.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/236564211</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/236564211</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:17:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>"Sugihara was under orders to leave, which he could no longer delay. The family departed on September..."</title><description>“Sugihara was under orders to leave, which he could no longer delay. The family departed on September 1st, but he kept signing visas even as he boarded the train. Sugihara then tossed his official stamp out to the crowd, as he hadn’t time to stamp them all.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2009/11/06/holocaust-hero-chiune-sugihara/"&gt;Holocaust Hero Chiune Sugihara&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A person who deserves being recollected for the next few hundred years.  Do your part!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/236561618</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/236561618</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:14:33 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>About Face: Unbelievably Hilarious Face Painting Art |...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrso11ggO1qz6cmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://weburbanist.com/2009/11/06/about-face-unbelievably-hilarious-face-painting-art/"&gt;About Face: Unbelievably Hilarious Face Painting Art | WebUrbanist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/236555381</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/236555381</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:07:12 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>retropolitics:

Sign on window advertising drinks and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspsmoiG2T1qzrgl0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://retropolitics.tumblr.com/post/235459051/sign-on-window-advertising-drinks-and-patriotism"&gt;retropolitics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Sign on window advertising drinks and patriotism. Location: Kansas City, MO, US. Date taken: August 1945. Photographer: Hans Wild (&lt;a href="http://images.google.com/hosted/life/l?imgurl=821aecf720608c30&amp;q=Advertising%20source:life&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3DAdvertising%2Bsource:life%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D100"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235697733</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235697733</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:58:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse </title><description>&lt;a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/zombie_how"&gt;How Everything Goes to Hell During a Zombie Apocalypse &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;So true.  Totally going down that way. (via &lt;a href="http://indefensible.me/"&gt;indefensible&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235692462</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235692462</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:52:17 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>(via AssociatedPress) via @GreatDismal/William Gibson</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kr9_5uZn6ds&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Kr9_5uZn6ds&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/AssociatedPress"&gt;AssociatedPress&lt;/a&gt;) via @GreatDismal/William Gibson&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235686037</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235686037</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:44:36 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Reminds me of David Attenborough’s little quote about the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vgkL8PulPdE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vgkL8PulPdE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Reminds me of David Attenborough’s &lt;a href="http://www.examiner.com/x-2044-Atheism-Examiner~y2009m1d26-Funny-atheist-quote-from-David-Attenborough"&gt;little quote&lt;/a&gt; about the origins of his atheism.  Related: ZOMG this is horrifying (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/myuniwork"&gt;myuniwork&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235074137</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235074137</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:39:37 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>via 9.media.tumblr.com
Friday is now officially my bitch.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp2ivhTaK1qz6cmdo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmewcCT7O1qz9bwro1_500.gif"&gt;9.media.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Friday is now officially my bitch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235035944</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235035944</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:47:19 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Stewart Spoofs Beck: There’s a War Going on in America,...</title><description>&lt;embed style="display:block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:254892" width="360" height="301" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tpmtv.talkingpointsmemo.com/?id=3847878&amp;ref=fpblg"&gt;Stewart Spoofs Beck: There’s a War Going on in America, and The Stakes are Nothing Less than Glenn Beck’s Internal Organs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235014637</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/235014637</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 09:16:50 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>retropolitics:tariqrahman:


An Iranian woman walks past an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslnre1EEj1qzdb8fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://retropolitics.tumblr.com/post/233121686/tariqrahman-an-iranian-woman-walks-past-an"&gt;retropolitics&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://tariqrahman.tumblr.com/post/233117685/an-iranian-woman-walks-past-an-anti-us-mural"&gt;tariqrahman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;An Iranian woman walks past an anti-US mural painted on the wall of the former US embassy, as opposition supporters clashed with police at a rally intended to mark 30 years since the embassy’s seizure by militants. (via &lt;a title="BBC NEWS | In Pictures | Day in pictures" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/8342272.stm"&gt;BBC NEWS | In Pictures | Day in pictures&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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There is an infinite amount of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslx8bibVN1qz7r0so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://paperknives.tumblr.com/post/233274684/via-1-media-tumblr-com"&gt;paperknives&lt;/a&gt;: via &lt;a href="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksiag9NH2t1qzp1zzo1_500.jpg"&gt;1.media.tumblr.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There is an infinite amount of hope.  But not for us.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/233455045</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/233455045</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:24:57 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>blanddiva11:isawitonthetelevision:
*tongueclick*  You stay...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslx1fXAs91qzktvro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blanddiva11.tumblr.com/post/233312788"&gt;blanddiva11&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://isawitonthetelevision.tumblr.com/post/233271078/awesome-all-of-the-above-via-elixiroflife"&gt;isawitonthetelevision&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*tongueclick*  You stay classy, Tumblrites.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/233452299</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/233452299</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:21:54 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Bald bears baffle vets with mystery condition at German zoo
This...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslluuopaX1qz6cmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225042/Bald-bears-baffle-vets-mystery-condition-German-zoo.html"&gt;Bald bears baffle vets with mystery condition at German zoo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the weirdest thing I’ve seen this week.  And honey, that &lt;i&gt;means&lt;/i&gt; something, because I’m from the internets.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/233088929</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/233088929</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:54:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>jaydensmommie: berimbauone via flings
I see quothr.com is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksi42yFxth1qzz425o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jaydensmommie.tumblr.com/post/232415799/berimbauone-via-flings"&gt;jaydensmommie&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;a href="http://berimbauone.tumblr.com/post/232049232/zomwalruss-melapoo-lullabyeblues"&gt;berimbauone&lt;/a&gt; via &lt;a href="http://flings.tumblr.com/"&gt;flings&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I see quothr.com is available…&lt;/p&gt;
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ROFLMAO</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-faCh8BUEts&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-faCh8BUEts&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2009/11/the-onion-goes-in-on-glenn-beck/"&gt;The High Definite » The Onion Goes In On Glenn Beck&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ROFLMAO&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/232434989</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/232434989</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:30:17 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The High Definite » Ninja Assassin Trailer (In Lego)
Woah....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ycAY7vVpzNc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ycAY7vVpzNc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thehighdefinite.com/2009/11/ninja-assassin-trailer-in-lego/"&gt;The High Definite » Ninja Assassin Trailer (In Lego)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Woah.  That’s the way Lego people always acted in my imagination.  Badass motherf***ers.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/232172217</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/232172217</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:23:29 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat: [photo via.]
This is supposed to be cute, but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjdtlC8Nk1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/231859024/morning-links-mother-to-be-to-stream-birth"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;: [photo &lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/a0e0j/my_friends_puppy_with_his_teddy_bear/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is supposed to be cute, but I’ve seen what dogs do to stuffed animals.  That teddy has shat himself twice in fear already, and is contemplating chewing through its own torso and crawling away to at least save &lt;b&gt;some &lt;/b&gt;of its stuffing&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/231938271</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/231938271</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:56:22 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Mark Twain, illuminated
Tesla in the background.  Surprised...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjiodq8xz1qz6cmdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kottke.org/09/11/mark-twain-illuminated"&gt;Mark Twain, illuminated&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tesla in the background.  Surprised space-time didn’t just buckle under the pressure of the awesome in that room.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/231934160</link><guid>http://madsimian.tumblr.com/post/231934160</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:50:36 -0600</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
